Can't a boy poop in peace?

Yesterday I was letting Joey play on my laptop on my bed while I was enjoying something I haven't done since moving to Abilene - reading a novel. He was playing a Diego game on Nick Jr. when he decided he needed to go to the bathroom. As soon as he got the bathroom, he could hear Diego's cheerful voice, "What color is the hermit crab's shell?"

"Just a minute," Joey called out sweetly.

A few seconds later, "What color is the hermit crab's shell?"

"I SAID just a minute, Di AY go!" Joey called out, decidedly annoyed by Diego's persistence and cheerfulness.

Diego, not one to be ignored, called out again, "What color is the hermit crab's shell?"

"I'm NOT answering you!" he grumbled, "Can't a boy poop in peace?"

Indeed.