Monday, May 4, 2009

Future in Retail?

Today while I was doing laundry, Lily-Grace & Joey were playing in the closets while I was hanging up the clothes. They were playing "store." Lily-Grace was the clerk first.

"Hello, sir. can I help you today?"


"Would you like a shirt or maybe a tie?"

"A tie." She found him one of Steve's ties, and then declared it was her turn to be the customer. She walked into the store and was greeted by, "Whad d'ya want?"

"I would like some girl clothes please."

"We don't got no girl clothes." Then he began to roar at her and smack her about the head with a foam sword.

Which is only slightly worse service than we have gotten at Walmart.


  1. Miranda McCullochMay 4, 2009 at 6:25 PM

    Alayna.. I love reading your stories--they always make me laugh! I really miss yall & can't believe how big all the kids are now!!

  2. Joey must have received training from the same company that trains employees of places I frequent.